Alex Vs Villager
CalTonTheRobot
Alex Vs Villager: Ah.. the number 1 hyped match up for me, the Numero uno, it's finally here, and who wins?... There's a clear cut answer but... It's complicated... First let's start with Villager since he has the least to work with, Villager is a happy little chum who is in massive debt, with very little in game combat intelligence, and aside from uprooting trees with a Shovel with the help of a hearty fruit, he doesn't have much actual feats, even shit you could give him in Animal Crossing like holding and carrying heavy objects in the inventory can be wiped away when you remember Villager transmutates all big things into either bite sized things or a funny little leaf, so Villager won't have that on his side, and also he can be knocked out with a mere two Wasp stings and even one Scorpion Tick, and if Alex's Poison Potions are as potent as one if not both of them, that could spell REAL trouble for Villager.
Though you may notice I forgot to mention two things... Time Travel and Manga Gags, Let's tackle Time Travel... Time Travel is an extremely gray area that most people who talk about are either with it or HEAVILY against it, I'm against it, because outside of Villagers calling you out for cheating, there's really no real evidence that Villager, the character, can time travel, as you need to go to console settings to pull it off, but even if he did get it hypothetically, I feel Villager will be nowhere near strong enough to actually capitalize on it, like how Homelander isn't strong enough to capitalize on him having the powers to damage Omni Man's hearing and stun him entirely.
But we have one thing left to mention for Villager, Manga feats, yes the infamous Gag Manga that gave Villager his Iconic Buff Dummy Thicc Ass Cheeks that will alert ANY guard upon a single clap. And the fact that he can run on Water, which would take 60 MPH to do, though there's one problem with all of this, Villager really hasn't used any of this for combat purposes, the 60 MPH is Travel Speed, he can't actually do shit in 60 MPH aside from run, and the dummy thicc cheeks? All he has done with it is lift weights and swing the master sword with his asshole, which.. while entertaining, and will definitely be hilarious in the animation, I don't think Villager will be able to use ANY of it in a meaningful way that can hurt Alex.
Speaking of Alex. Alex has Several potions that can boost herself and absolutely decimate enemies, including slowdown to counter Villagers Speed, Weakness Potions to lower defenses and heath, and the dreaded Poison potion more potent that any single Wasp will do to him, and as far as I know Villager only has like Medicine that heals stings to stop the poison from slowly killing him, on top of that she has some of the strongest armor and weapons with Netherite, Crossbows and Arrows that can fire Poison Potion tipped arrows and FIREWORKS, oh and that reminds me, Minecraft Dungeons is PRIMARY canon, and as Steve has shown with the Beacon Laser, Alex is going to get ALL the doo dads, gadgets, thingamabobs, and weapons of chaos the game has to offer, including Ice Magic Wands, Whips, The Beacon Laser, Several Buddy Spawns, Trapping enemies in Bubbles that slowly kill their opponents, and I haven't even mentioned she can Enchant and upgrade ALL of these weapons and tools. Top it off with Alex actually having REAL combat experience, and the multiple wincons her tools offer at her disposal, and you get a VERY heavy losing battle for Villager, unless there is evidence out there that Villager has more Combat Experience, or experience that would help him survive the several ways that Alex can kill him with, I'm fully confident in saying when the dust settles, Villagers Ass Cheeks will be alerting the guards NO MORE!!! Winner Prediction: Alex
Loinut
Villager and Alex is a very interesting matchup and by interesting I mean it's fascinating how open and shut it is. Alex and Villager both have gigantic arsenals, but Alex has a method to her madness. Villager has many strange gags, but they can't build a truly good base he can build off of. Alex has tool upon tool she can strategically use to take him out, and that's not including Dungeons tools. Alex can get through any possible durability Villager has with lava buckets, potions, and Nether Portal BFR. She can use her armor and potions to prevent Villager from even scratching her. Even if Villager has a solid speed advantage, Alex can use Slowness and Blindness as well as Ender Pearls and flying to completely nullify those. Even if Villager by some stroke of luck is able to reset, he needs to somehow find a winning strategy before Alex finds her own and ends the fight before he can reset. Alex has basically every advantage and is the winner of this fight.
Brick
Greetings, yes it is I, Brick (A type of block used to build walls, pavements and other elements in masonry construction.) And I am here once again to predict another likely stomp mu in Bracket, this is my 3rd one so far!
Anyway, I’m pretty sure Alex kinda stomps due to Villager uhhh, not really having much. Well, he has the dreaded Snot Arm so he could make Alex disgusted or something, and I’m not even gonna mention Villager lifting up the Master Sword with his…. Gluteus Maximus, his rear end, his buttocks even. And this was presumably before he uhh, grew muscles on his haunches (I really hate the AC Manga Villager.) so he’s at least got lifting strength. Plus he can uproot trees and shatter rocks if he eats some fruit, so that’s something, but what does Alex have?
So far I’ve just mentioned feats for that….. freak. ACTUAL COMBAT EXPERIENCE, Like slaying tons of monsters and a giant dragon, Villager has done none of this, not surprising coming from a Social simulation game. Plus Villager has like only 2 items he could realistically use and be useful, The Shovel and The Axe, while Alex is pretty well off in ways she could hurt Villager. Swords, Bows, Axes, Shovels, Potions, Summons (I’m pretty sure that’s the right term?), TNT, Anvils, Recoil damage from her armour, Tridents, Lava/Fire, and i’m not even touching whatever goes on in the Minecraft Youtube Channel, it’s likely Secondary-Primary and it’s apparently got stuff so uhhh. Anyway, I still don’t know how to end these so uhhh. Bye. Or something.
𝛀Reverb𝛀
Alex VS Villager, one mostly everyone considers, a blatant stomp. But let us see if that's true.
For AP, Alex most likely has this. Alex has TNT, and more from other games. Meanwhile, Villager can break large rocks, Uproot Trees, overpower great white sharks, and knock a U.F.O out of the sky. So more often than not, Alex has this. However, over my recent discovery, Alex has No AP. Only AP Hax. Meanwhile Villager with the manga can become so buff it sends houses into the sky.
On the other hand, Villager easily takes Lifting strength, by lifting a great white shark. SB has already decided that when things get into the player's inventory, it becomes lightweight. Getting rid of those 27 Billion tons they can lift. So HA! take that Camman!
As for Speed, Villager blitzes, In mostly travel speed since he ran across water, which alone is 80 MPH. However if they scale travel speed to combat speed, he can punch faster than Alex can move, since Alex is about 26 MPH via speed potions, speed building, and mother-fudging crocs. Yes, Crocs. Though in Reaction, Alex takes this via reacting to arrows, which is subsonic.
Now in Durability, Villager might take this. He is capable of surviving getting launched into the sky, and getting stomped on by a giant DS who eclipses mountains. However, this leads into a VERY important point. Canonicity. See, according to Smash Bracket's rules, in order to give Villager feats from this specific manga, it needs to pass 4 of the canonicity points. I've argued that it has, via these four points:
Consistent character: Throughout these mangas, the Villager (or Villagers) are very weird... both in character, and... features.
Same ideas: The manga doesn't stray too far from the main idea of animal crossing, a young villager becomes mayor, nothing more, except for some weird shenanigans.
Published by same company: They manga isn't fanmade, and it should be approved by Nintendo
World consistency: It's the same old animal crossing, just weird characters
These are the points that should make it become secondary, though it might not be counted as secondary
There's also ANOTHER major point:
Time Travel
Throughout Animal Crossing, you are able to reset or time travel, without it being called cheating.
The Villager retains their memories, so basically it should be fine.
It is never cheating.
Now, here's Alex's main things.
VERSATILITY
Alex has numerous things such as spawning a wither, the love medallion, stat amps, etc.
However, Villager resists some of these things.
For the Wither, he can just run away and let Alex handle it.
For the Love Medallion, in HHD, he possibly resists existence erasure, and it mainly affects hostile mobs, normal and maybe neutral mobs resist it.
For Stat amps, Villager has Fruit which increases his strength.
And for enchantments and traps, she doesn't really like to do those things, so she might not get them, she might not make a TNT cannon, there's also Minecraft physics possibly screwing her over.
Personality might be a big factor.
So in conclusion, Villager might win this, it's very close despite what people say. Villager might have even more stuff in the Manga which probably NO ONE has.
Nightfall
So for Alex vs Villager I predict Alex wins. Even if Villager gets manga feats, Alex still has the wider arsenal, combat experience, terrifying tenacity, and various potions and enchantments that can bypass Villager's defenses. I also predict that Alex will realize her mistake at the end and spare Villager after he surrenders.
MKF4
Hello, lovely readers! It is I, MKF4, back once again to make another prediction. Today I am here to predict Alex vs. Villager. Personally I feel this is an incredibly obvious verdict, but we might as well look into it some.
Creeper comes in and blows them up. GG, next Smash Bracket episode please.
There have been some cases for Villager made previously. While I can understand where some of these are coming from, I personally find myself feeling that Alex should take this with great ease. Time travel isn’t something I feel comfortable giving to Villager. You have to actually discuss the time with the game’s host, (For the sake of example, I’ll be using Rover. He is the host of City Folk, the game Villager gets the Smash Bros. design from.) and this is a lengthy process. I don’t see any way Villager could just do this conveniently in the middle of the battle.
And then there’s the manga feats. Unsurprisingly for a comedy based manga, Villager has some rather unique feats from it. Some of which I would have been better off not knowing about. Regardless, I don’t see them changing the outcome. Villager might be able to gain power from fruit, but he lacks a counter to Alex using de-buffs to take away his strength or possibly worse, lower defense or speed. Villager doesn’t have a valid option for truly escaping the Wither, especially if hit with a speed sapping potion. And to make things worse, if we’re giving Villager the manga, I don’t see what stops Alex from getting all the possible powers and tools one can get from Minecraft Dungeons. Alex can potentially have a bit of an army at her side through Golems, Soul Wizards, or Guardian Vexes.
Overall, Alex just has way too many ways to overwhelm Villager than vice-versa. And even if Villager did get the advantage, that just leads to the Totem of Undying countering it. Villager is facing an absurdly uphill battle here, and he’s not a fighter like Alex is.
Villager will not survive the night.
Dark Lord (Name Redacted), Emperor of the Shadows
Hello, mortals of the human plane of existence. I have crept forth from the darkness to leave the best prediction you will ever read for Villager vs. Alex. Because even dark lords like playing Minecraft and Animal Crossing.
Anyway, after consulting my evil advisors on the subject, we all agreed this should be a most one-sided battle in favor of Minecraft. Should one allow use of the manga, Minecraft Dungeons becomes a factor as well. And while Villager does have some unique displays of power and speed, he lacks the proper mindset for combat compared to his opposition. He is also ill-equipped for the battle, outside of an ax or a shovel he has no real weaponry. Not much stops Alex from slapping him with a fire enchanted diamond sword. Even with the manga’s feats, Alex still has ways around durability or power with her many splash potions and mobs she can bring to her aid.
Villager is up against a numbers disadvantage, intelligence disadvantage, skill disadvantage, arsenal disadvantage, and powers disadvantage. Such is not a tactically sound battle to enter.
Tom Nook best prepare a coffin, because the population is about to go down.