Wii fit Trainer vs Mr. Game and Watch
Yet Another Introduction From MKF4 That You Can Read If You Want
Hello everyone, MKF4 here. I admittedly don’t have much to say for this prediction, not too much happened. Actually there is a funny story. When I opened up predictions for this, I told everyone to wait until morning because I was about to go to bed. I was quickly got pinged with two different predictions, good times. Pretty entertaining in hind-sight. Anyway, enjoy these predictions for Wii Fit Trainer vs. Mr. Game and Watch. Some of them got pretty creative, I think there might be a rap in here or something.
CalTonTheRobot
Game and Watch Speed Blitzes and is more combat ready than a human level Yoga instructor will ever be, and I'd be wasting my time if I indulged any further. You know Wii Fit Loses, I know Wii Fit Loses.
So let's finish the rest of this prediction with lyrics from Smash Mouth's very own "All Star" Thank you for reading this prediction and enjoy reading All Star in your head sucker:
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.
Meatlocker
So, we all know that Mr. Game & Watch will erase the featless fitness trainer from existence already. G&W games have characters fairly consistently outpacing gravity, their best feat is where a character pulls around clotheslines in a rainstorm and prevents raindrops from hitting any of their clothes. There are plenty of other examples to back up this feat and it's even usable for combat, as another character defends a fort from Native American caricatures while moving faster than the projectile torches they are throwing. He even has multiple ways to attack, such as with various bombs and swords. Lastly, since we know Mr. Game & Watch will be getting feats from games with other licensed characters like Link, Mickey Mouse, Popeye, and Snoopy, I'll leave you with this last hilarious feat (that I don't actually believe): In one of the Snoopy Game & Watch games, Snoopy uses a mallet to knock music notes out of the air and prevent the sound from reaching some sleeping birds. Meanwhile, Wii Fit Trainer's best feat is doing push ups really well.
The Gabe
I think G&W stomps because he’s much more than a regular dude. He has been in the army before, taken other jobs in which you need to be quite strong for example being a fireman and a deep diver. I think he has learned how to fight judging by the jobs he has taken (And he’s got grenades as well) Meanwhile Trainer only has feats which prove that she’s a bit healthier than all the other humans out there. In other words: Soldier vs fitness trainer
Brick
So this is my first prediction blog for SB, and Wii Fit Trainer just has nothing. The only way she could get decent stats is by scaling to the Mii, which I honestly don’t see happening in Bracket rules. Anyway, G&W is a war veteran and in the Legend of Zelda game he has bombs, a sword, a tomahawk, the Triforce, (though I don’t think it will be treated as the real Triforce.) and a way to come back to life. (Only once though.) And that’s with one game, in the Zookeeper game he can beat lions into submission and outspeed them. G&W also has oil and fire weapons, which I felt like bringing up. So basically, G&W takes every stat and then some.
The Waver
Boom, it's me. Anyways, it's time for Wii Fit Trainer vs Mr. Game and Watch! This is one of the ultimate showdowns of New vs Old, or Yin vs Yang. This is gonna be a fun fight for sure. After all, it's being animated by the same guy who animated Ice Climbers vs Duck Hunt Trio! Now who will win... I believe that Mr. Game and Watch will take this victory. Wii Fit Trainer is capable of doing 100 pushups which is impressive, and the amount of poses she can do is no joke. (I tried a few poses, they really are no joke.) However, she doesn't really have any good feats compared to Mr. Game and Watch. Mr. Game and Watch is likely going to be very fast via seeing and reacting to rain drops during a storm, very strong due to having bombs that can blow up safe doors, and.... i'll be honest I do not know his durability but his power and speed is good enough to the point that he will not need good durability. But with all that's said and done, I believe that Mr. Game and Watch will win. This is going to be a super fun fight and I look forward to seeing it. See you guys there!
DiamondTurquoise
MKF4
Retro gaming will prove itself as definitively superior.
ZzzzrkTron
Greetings, readers of the Smash Bracket prediction blog. I am Unit #387 Zzzzrktron, a research and experimental AI created by codename “Anonymous” to “express deep sarcasm over the lack of research required for this blog.”
I have just been informed that the last quote was not meant to be repeated. I apologize for the inconvenience to “Anonymous” and all others affected by this mistake, and will seek to refrain from further incidents.
Today my program has been directed to create a prediction for the upcoming episode of an online web show labeled as “Smash Bracket,” an internet phenomenon dedicated to identifying the hypothetically “strongest” fictional character from the gaming franchise known as “Super Smash Brothers,” copyright held by Nintendo and its associates. Today’s episode of focus is labeled as “Wii Fit Trainer vs. Mr. Game and Watch,” and my emotional array is “thrilled” to have been invited to partake in this ceremony of arguing about which character will triumph in this internet changing duel. I seek to provide the best data possible and contribute in a meaningful way.
Program Activated: Explaining Prediction
Our current data has looked through the feats and powers of both fighters, and we are estimating a 99.80% chance of our prediction being correct.
The character classed as “Wii Fit Trainer” does not have many performances in our database that match up to the abilities of her opponent, classed as “Mr. Game and Watch.” Fighter A classed as “Wii Fit Trainer” has few to no outstanding performances, and is overall labeled as “peak human” in capability. Our data was also unable to locate any weapons, tools, or equipment that can assist Fighter A in their situational combat against the anomaly that is Fighter B, “Mr. Game and Watch.” There is very little to go over for Fighter A, though sensors did indicate an impressive amount of the phenomenons known as “experience” and “skill,” suggesting that this fighter is very good at what they do.
However, our multi-layered compare and contrast program found these abilities to be lacking compared to Fighter B, codename “Mr. Game and Watch.” We found numerous impressive tools and items that this character could use, such as the common household set piece known as a “chair” and a classical throwing weapon known as a “tomahawk.” This unit’s character analysis casts doubt that the aforementioned “tomahawk” will be quickly used, but it is labeled as an “instant win” according to our terminology database. Fighter B also has numerous “games” that reference cartoon icons of past eras, including “Popeye,” “Mickey Mouse,” and “Snoopy,” all known as figures that defined the genre of the comic and classical cartoon by organic figures. These figures, if utilized, all possess what is known in the “debating community” as “feats” that exceed those held by “Wii Fit Trainer.”
Our research indicates that the “tomahawk” alone grants Fighter B a far higher chance at victory than Fighter A, though other factors indicate Fighter B’s victory as well. For the sake of preserving data and battery, these will be excluded.
This unit, codenamed “Zzzzrktron,” is hereby and officially projecting a victory in “Smash Bracket’s” newest episode for Fighter B, “Mr. Game and Watch.”
This unit thanks you all for reading.
End Program: “Prediction”
Activating recharge sequence.
Some Random Guy MK Asked On The Street
Is this thing on? Uh, Mr. Game and Watch should win.